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Post by Captain Candela Greene on Nov 7, 2006 18:15:04 GMT -5
This is where the crew congregates off duty. We have full service replicators.
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Post by excalibur on Nov 15, 2006 19:48:14 GMT -5
Craig walked into the Mess hall starving.Walk into to the Replicator he ordered steak and eggs over easy with grape juice to drink.He found a seat near the entrance.
Taking a bite of his steak he smiled,"This ship has one hell of a food Replicator."He began to really dig into his meal.
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Post by Cdr Teshurr on Nov 16, 2006 0:47:14 GMT -5
Teshurr does what he has been doing since he has be assign to the Crusader...walk her decks and cleck what everyone his doing. He has become Commander Greene watch dog to say. As he now heads into the mess hall. once in he looks about to see if any of the "fresh meat" or new crew member has goten abaord with him see then. He now spot a fresh face. Teshurr take out his PADD and brings up the picture of the new crew. He find this one... Ensign C, Jenning...Teshurr smiles and walks up to him. Then stands by the table and speaks
Ensign C. Jenning....TAC officer....I am Lt. Teshurr...Xo of the Crusader and I would like to welcome you aboard....and please don't stand...and finish your meal...Teshurr nods to Jenning
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Post by excalibur on Nov 16, 2006 0:58:33 GMT -5
Smiling,"Yes Sir a pleasure to meet you and you seem to have me down pat.I look forward to serving as Tactical Officer and meeting the rest of the crew."
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Post by ozmunde on Nov 16, 2006 17:15:41 GMT -5
:: he walks into the messhall and walks up to the replicator:: Dr Pepper ... diet ... cold .... bottle .... please
:: the replicator lights blink ... then the machine whirrs ... then it shoots the Ensign with Dr Pepper .... then fires the bottle at him ::
:: quickly, greatfull for his cat ancestry, he dodges the missle as it flys by and hits the bulkhead smashing into a thousand pieces ::
NO ... NO ..nononononono ! ... not again
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Post by Cdr Teshurr on Nov 16, 2006 18:09:52 GMT -5
Ensign...I have heard that you are one of the best with a phaser. Well I think in no time you will be showing off your skills..::smiles:: So once more I welcome to the Crusader...
As he about to say something else to Ensign Jennings, he looks and see Ensign Oz enter the mess hall and watches the horror show at the replicator..
Excuse me one minute Jennings, I need to see what that Ensign is doing to my replicator...
turns and winks over at Jennings
Walks over to Oz.
ENSIGN!!!!! In all my years in Starfleet I have never seem a replicator attack anyone...not even a Jem'Hadar warrior!!! So Sir..you better come up witha good reason why my replicator was attacking you! What do you have to say Ensign?
Trying not to smiles...Teshurr speak to Oz again.
And by the way...who are you and what are you doing on my ship!!!
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Post by ozmunde on Nov 16, 2006 18:41:53 GMT -5
:: snaps to attention at the sound of the Luietenant's voice :: :: salutes the Lt. ::
SIR .... I am ..... It attacked ... NO SIR .... I have no explanation
I will run a full check on it right away .... SIR
Ensign Ozmunde von Merr ..... New Cheif Engineer .... SIR
I just reporterd to the captain .... SIR
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Post by Cdr Teshurr on Nov 16, 2006 18:50:35 GMT -5
Return Oz salude.
Soooo you are the Grand Duke...It an honor to have you come aboard the Crusader and what I have read you are one hell of a engineer...very goodwalks around Oz
So since you are not on friendly terms with my replicator. If I was you..I would get on better terms with it...don't you see..So get to it Ensign.....I want to see you and my replicator start to become great buddies!!!
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Post by ozmunde on Nov 16, 2006 18:56:41 GMT -5
AYE AYE SIR
I will get right on it
:: he draws his pistol and shoots the replicator ::
:: sparks fly, smoke fills the room with a loud bang following his pistol report ::
I can see the problem right away .... I will have it fixed in few minuets .... SIR
:: salutes the Lt ::
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Post by excalibur on Nov 16, 2006 21:16:51 GMT -5
Craig saw the replicator attack the Phaelon and nodded as the XO went over to the ruckus.He tried to continue eating but could not help but start laughing.
Walking to the secondary Replicator and asked for a Doctor Pepper he watched as it produced one just fine."It was almost as if the thing was possessed," he chuckled.
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Post by ozmunde on Nov 17, 2006 18:14:33 GMT -5
::: working hard with his repair kit Ozmunde gets the replicator back on line ::
Now ... let us try that again ... .shall we
:: adjusts his monocle looking sternly at the replicator ::
Dr Pepper .... glass .... with ice .... please
:: the lights blink.... the machine makes some noises ... then .......
Squirts Dr Pepper all over the Engineer .... followed by fireing ice cubes at him ::
:: skillfuly he dodged the ice cubes cursing under his breath ::
no no no .... bad replicator
:: Ozmunde pounds the replicator with his heaviest hammer ::
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Post by Lt Vicky Love on Nov 17, 2006 19:20:33 GMT -5
She enters the Mess hall, she just arrived yet finished unpacking. A few crewmen eye her as she enter, with a touch of lust in their eyes. But she dismissed them as if they didn't exist.
She notices Ozmunde fiddling with the replicator, his uniform covered with Dr Pepper. She walks over to the replicator, and runs her hand along the right side of it until she reaches a spot just above the replicator dispenser. She then pounds her right fist against it.
Computer. Dr Pepper, with ice, and a straw.
It makes a trill sound, and the beverage appears. She reaches for it.
Thank you, it should work perfect now.
She takes a sip as she watches Ozmunde, with a playful smile.
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Post by Cdr Teshurr on Nov 17, 2006 20:34:18 GMT -5
Teshurr is watching in wonder as Oz is now hitting the replicator with a hammer. And now a small crowd of crew members stand by and watch the little show.
ENSIGH OZ!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT REPLICATOR? FIXING IT IT OR BREAKING IT? JUST STOP, STOP, STOP!!!!!!!
Teshurr yells at Oz.
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Post by ozmunde on Nov 17, 2006 21:35:14 GMT -5
well sir ... these things have to be taught to obey !
:: pounds on it some more ::
bad replicator ... bad bad bad ... no no no !!
:: returnst to his tool kit and fixes the damage to the replicator::
:: gives Ensign Love a dirty look ::
show off
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Post by Cdr Teshurr on Nov 17, 2006 21:49:02 GMT -5
rolling his eyes and now his antennas both pointing at Ensign Oz. Lt Teshurr is trying not to get mad at the new Ensign.
Mr. Oz.....let me remind you that this isn't something that need to obey you! It's a replicator...a simple mechine....but right now it looks to have more smarts the you. So listen to me..and listen good....you will keep from attacking these mechines for now on. And you will keep to fixing the wrap engins on this ship. Got me! As for the replicators or any other simple mechines on this ship that you feel a danger to your heath...keep your distance from them..and don't attack them..do we have an understand Sir! Teshurr wait for Oz answer
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